americanvalkyrie:

… What you mean really—

Yeah really!!

-She doesn’t have to act so damned astonished about it, shit-

I mean I know I’m ugly as fuck but I keep myself in shape, yeah? And ya know there’s some loose—fuck it nevermind.

-He’s not about to start rattling off explanations to her. Just let her talk instead. And it’s funny, the way she does. Sexual intercourse. Who the fuck even says that? Man… he’s glad he was never that much of a prude, even when he DID go to church-

Well whatever ya know? Some people are into it some ain’t. I’m just raggin’ on ya, not tryin’ to be mean. I was raised pretty religious too so I get it… just didn’t have that effect on me.

Jeez, I didn’t mean that! Calm down, man.

*Except that, at some level, she did. The fact he’s in really good shape is undeniable though — albeit nothing the RED’s going to hear from her. Jenny rolls her eyes and snorts. At least he decided to avoid going apeshit over nothing.*

Yeah, I’m surprised I don’t see your delightful sense of humor coming at this rate.

*She’d also say something about how people usually treat men and women when it comes to sexual topics, but she’s not in the mood to be correct nor a hypocrite.*

… It was good, all things considered. Not in that sense because I was obviously inexperienced, but it was meaningful and all that sappy jazz. S’what mattered the most to me.

americanvalkyrie:

-He’s glad to hear her sounding a little easier. But Wally doesn’t want to ruin her night or anything. So he’ll tone down the gross douche a few notches like the oh-so-generous soul that he is- 

Heh. Well… last time I got some was a few months ago honestly. I was actually chasin’ a girl a while back for real, though, so I wasn’t really tryna stick my hand in any other picnic baskets if you know what I mean.

-And then he pouts- 

Didn’t go anywhere though… kinda got led on on that one—but, whatever. Point is I get around. 

,’:|

… Really?

*For a fraction of second her snort tilts her mouth into an incredulous smirk. She doesn’t mean to offend in reality; it’s just… Surprising. Both the fact he gets around and was ‘chasin’ a girl’. Well then.*

You sly dog. But uh, yeah… I see.

*Shrugs a shoulder.* Dunno, the… Concept of sexual intercourse for the heck of it has always seemed weird to me. Guess the way I was raised is to blame, but… Yep.

*… This probably shouldn’t feel so awkward.*

americanvalkyrie:

… Oooooh.

-Speaking of being a teenager Jenny’s probably going to get a flash back to High School the way Walter’s grinning and laughing at her- 

Jenny got some dick. 

Hey it’s alright—I mean fuck I first had sex when I was like, I dunno, fifteen? I mean it was shit but it happened. Ain’t nothin’ to be ashamed of—that’s stuff bullshit Jenny. Just what ya tell kids to keep ‘em from knockin’ up their High School sweet heart. 

-But maybe she doesn’t feel quite the same, given how preachy she is on a normal day. And how unamused she sounds now. For what it’s worth he tries to smile at her more like a friend and less like an asshole- 

It’s cool. I ain’t gonna tell nobody.

… you need to get laid though. Big time. 

*Indeed what Walter gets is a really embarrassed glare. Amusingly contrasting, really, the way her red face goes against her blue make-up.

Her eyes go back to stare at the corner of the room in a matter of seconds, though — it obviously isn’t a topic she’s entirely willing to discuss. Even if with Isaak and other certain people around she’s more used to hear about sexual stuff than before. It’s not like she’d admit it, anyway.

And in reality she had her first time past her twenties — in the industries, no less. Eh. Same difference to her.*

… I guess it ain’t—

Oh haw haw, fuck you buddy. Again, doubt you‘re any better.

*She’s a bit more relaxed, however.*

americanvalkyrie:

-He was actually joking on that matter. Because, you know, it’s just a very basic characteristic of his. But the way she stammers and gets all embarrassed sounding makes him squint and scrutinize a bit- 

Are you.

Are you a virgin for real Jenny?

Oh my goodness gracious. 

No!

*… Fuck.*

I mean. *Crosses arms with a really uneasy expression. Well, it’s either yes or no at this point she supposes. For that reason, the Soldier decides both to lower her tone a little and not to look at him in the face.*

Okay, so I haven’t exactly waited until marriage contrary to what I preach. Hormonal teenager back then and junk— *Now she looks up and raises her index finger.* —but that happened just once.

… Probably doesn’t mean jack squat, but whatever. *She’s most likely throwing it out of proportion, too.* That’s all you need to know.

americanvalkyrie:

BT

Well at this rate you’re gonna die a virgin! You can’t be picky anymore!

… B(

Well how do you know if I even am a virgin! I-I mean, a lady doesn’t kiss and tell, you know!

*Shutting up while she still can is not part of her skills, is it.*

… Besides. *Shrugs* I’d probably break a hip.

*Oh my god shut up.*

americanvalkyrie:

Uuuggghhh come oooooon Jeeeeennnnnnyyyy.

Just ONE DATE!

BP

I’d rock your world. 

*Fakes thinking about it for a minute.*

Mmmmmmmm.

8)

No~

americanvalkyrie:

blurobin:

americanvalkyrie: Jenny’s gotta hairy cooch

*Scoffs*

I don’t see you letting a sharp object anywhere near your dick either.

BJ

Wanna make sure?

B|

Cute.

I could also say something gruesome as a follow up to that comment, you realize.

americanvalkyrie: Jenny’s gotta hairy cooch

*Scoffs*

I don’t see you letting a sharp object anywhere near your dick either.

‘Course I do! It’d unnerve me not to shave when I need to, actually.

I FRIGGIN’ KNOW.

And why would it be otherwise.